Humorous Wedding Speech by an Old Roomate (Flatmate) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by an Old Roomate (Flatmate)Well, congratulations to Herman and Connie. I assume that you are now expecting me to go for a bit of fun at Hermans expense. Well, the only trouble is, Hermans expenses imbibe been so high today that Im not veritable how much more he can take. Herman and I have been broad friends (mates) for a long time now, and inevitably weve shared many things everywhere the years football college my driving license when Herman didnt have one - and now, a wedding table. Whod have thought it? We also shared an apartment (a flat) for a short time. Not long after finding a regularise together I realised his biggest hate in life housekeeping And why? Because you have to make the beds and do the dishes. Then six months later you have to start all over again. But we had a vertical understanding and split everything down the middle. It was my caper to get the take-out, Hermans job to get the beer, my job to loose the bath room, Hermans job t o clean the kitchen. And Im not joking, when Herman was done with the kitchen you could eat of that floor thither was lots of food still down there. On the whole, though, living with Herman was a pleasurable experience. Having said that, there werent any books in our flat, so when the Satellite dish stopped working we actually had to talk to individually other. Now, Id like to think I taught Herman a thing or twain before he got a place of his own, especially about women. speak out the shock I got when out of the blue he called me to say that he had got engaged, the things that go through a best friends mind. by and large about mail order brides, one-way tickets from Thailand and subscriptions to Gay Connections Monthly. Then when I heard that it was Connie, I was filled with much relief and happiness. Because when it came to finding a wife, Herman couldnt have been luckier. Connie is a fantastic person and, as Im sure you volition all agree, looks stunning today. I have a grea t hand out of respect and admiration for her. And, beingness a nurse, she has the added bonus of already being familiar with dealing with incontinence and impotence on a nonchalant basis.Since Herman met Connie, I have seen a change in him.